Welcome to Issue 72! It’s the first issue of 2016 and we celebrate it in style… not only is it the biggest issue to date with 188 pages, it is also the first cover for Sian Marie. We love this girl and you know you do too.

You will also see some amazing babes making their Elite Debut such as Bex Cision, Aiyla Beau, Sam Pixie, Maxie Rhoads, Nancy No, Lisa Hughes, Rachel Grace, Alysha Sidaway and Claire Parker.

We also have the return of beauties such as Rebecca Crow, Miss Annalieza and Jasmine Jones.

There is a double treat for you this issue, in the form of Heather Dvine and Ashlea Louise… these mega babes are a sure sight for sore eyes!

Elite favourite Alysha Nett is also back in the first issue of the year, but this time it is behind the camera. She joins the team as as photographer now and check out what she has been up to… she is amazing!

We have many amaaaaaazing brands on show this issue including, Lovechild Boudoir, Creep Street, Family of the Dead, Malice Lingerie and Time Is Gold.

That’s all for now folks! Stay classy.

Welcome to Issue 73! The second issue of 2016 is here and we are celebrating this with the gorgeous Sophoulla on our cover. She has instantly became an Elite favourite and you can see why!

You will also see some amazing babes making their Elite Debut such as Chilli Chapel, Fran Andrews, Lottii Rose, Sam Bentley, Tiffany Smith, Mariel JC and Neike Shae.

We also have the return of beauties such as Laika and Chayse Black.

Dannika presents Bedroom Behavior… an amazing boutique from the US. Some must have items here for you!

Elite favourite Alysha Nett has another instalment from across the pond, showing off the gorgeous Misty Mason.

We have many amaaaaaazing brands on show this issue including, Lovechild Boudoir, Creep Street, Anything Goes Apparel, Malice Lingerie and Bad Bish Rags.

That’s all for now folks! Stay classy.

Welcome to Issue 74! The third issue of 2016 is here and it’s the return of Becky Holt… and she is looking better than ever!

You will also see some amazing babes making their Elite Debut such as Rosa Brighid, Laura Erika, Peggy WK, May Kelly, Vicki Blatchley, Kayla Lilly Lou, Elle J and Sarah Kawaii.

We also have the return of beauties such as Bex Fisher as well as two double sets with Bea Dux & Keshia… then new girl Bella Valentine with Suzy Lee!

Another installment from Elite favourite Alysha Nett, showing off the incredible Venom Blackbird.

We have many awesome brands on show this issue including, Malice Lingerie, Slackjaw Apparel, Anything Goes Apparel, Alpha Bhoys, Weight of the World, Lovechild Boudoir, Creep Street and Bad Bish Rags.

That’s all for now folks! Stay classy.

Introduction – Top 10 Horror films of all time.
The Little Blog of Horror By Lisha Blackhurst (www.lishablackhurst.net)

You know how it is; as a horror fan – and I mean a true horror enthusiast who thrives on the genre and doesn’t count Paranormal Activity as one of the best horror films ever made – it can be difficult finding those to spend good quality movie time with when everyone around you responds to the question “what is your favourite film” with the answer “FROZEN!”

We are the fiends who are always on the hunt for new little gems of the genre, and we don’t mind watching Hellraiser for what is potentially the 37^th time, or sticking on Creepshow in the background when asked to provide a bit of “light-hearted” entertainment. You probably grew up watching Tales from the Crypt on VHS, or if you were born in the 80’s, Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark were your favourites tv shows when you were 7. You probably stayed up late to see The Exorcist on tv when your parents were out, or you snuck your older brother’s VHS version of The Beyond to watch with your friends; that is if you weren’t too busy playing the original Resident Evil and Silent Hill games tirelessly [even though you really weren’t any good at them! – that one may have just been me though].

So, if you’ve answered yes to anything from the above, you probably again, like me, use the question “what are your favourites horror movies” as a good way to suss people out when you meet them. Therefore, what better way for me to start my column than to devise a top 10 movie list? So now you can really get to know me!

10. Candyman [1992] Bernard Rose [IMDB rating 6.5]

A sceptical student, played by the talented Virginia Madsen, is the focus of the Candyman’s desires in this Clive Barker urban legend story where we are treated to beautiful cinematography as well as a fantastic musical score that makes this flick a true masterpiece.

SCARIEST MOMENT: The scene where Helen [Madsen] travels through the mirrors in Cambrini Green is riddled with tension you rarely find in modern cinema.

9. Cloverfield [2008] Matt Reeves [IMDB rating 7.1]

I attended the cinema to see this movie exactly how it was intended to be viewed- without any prior knowledge to what the narrative was, in fact, I wasn’t even aware of the genre of the film! Those who know me will know I am big on my giant monster movies, and once the subject was unveiled to me onscreen I couldn’t have been more in my element. This film has taken a hit with its fair share of criticism, however I found the character development fantastic and the handheld camera to be affective, albeit a little nauseating, in the cinema.

SCARIEST MOMENT: There is a breath-taking image toward the end of the film where we finally get treated to a full shot of the monster as the characters cross over from the buildings, thus getting a true sense of the size of the beast; just perfection!

8. The Babadook [2014] Jennifer Kent [IMDB rating 6.9]

This partly Kickstarter-funded horror movie was nothing short of a welcome surprise! Highly refreshing and thought-provoking, we are taken on a journey of a mother and her deeply troubled child attempting to recover their lives after the death of the father of the family. Throughout the film the Babadook shapeshifts and is shown in various forms, forever keeping us guessing to whether this monster is physical or metaphorical. But then, aren’t all monsters in horror films representations of real life anguish?

SCARIEST MOMENT: The realistic complex relationship between mother and child is heart wrenching to watch, however the figure of the Babadook itself is also aesthetically chilling.

7. Hellraiser [1987] Clive Barker [IMDB rating 7.1]

This classic never loses its appeal and with every year merely grows in charm. This twisted piece from the dark mind of Clive Barker tells the story of a puzzle box that unlocks the gateway to the Cenobites, terrifying creatures from the underworld whose greatest pleasure is the greatest pain.

SCARIEST MOMENT: I find the Cenobites themselves unsettling, from their hideous appearance, to the voice of Doug Bradley as pinhead. The Cenobite known only as “Butterball” merely seems to freakishly squelch. *shudder*

6. The Beyond [1981] Lucio Fulci [IMDB rating 6.9]

Fulci’s work is always a nostalgic favourite of mine. Often the narrative is muddled and confusing, but the gore set-pieces are dark little pieces of art to be nothing but marvelled at. Hwoever, The Beyond is one of Fulci’s most linear narrative structured films, although don’t expect every sequence to make absolute sense!

SCARIEST MOMENT: My favourite scene was always the spider sequence, in which a man is eaten alive by spiders; some of them real tarantulas and others waddling model counterparts that stick out like a sore thumb!

5. Braindead [1992] Peter Jackson [IMDB rating 7.6]

Before Peter Jackson had the budget to create giant blockbusters like Lord of the Rings, he commissioned little numbers like this using amazing clever prosthetic effects and a whole lot of fake blood!

SCARIEST MOMENT: Not so much scary moments as hilarious and downright disgusting! The sequence where Lionel takes the zombie baby to the park is priceless.

4. Sinister[2008] Scott Derrickson [IMDB rating 6.8]

The best horror film to appear on the big screens in years, Sinister gave a little hope to horror fans that modern horror can be chilling in this creepy number that ticked all the boxes.

SCARIEST MOMENT: The unsettling old home movie tapes themselves gives this horror flick its authentic atmosphere.

3. Martyrs [2008] Pascal Laugier [IMDB rating 7.1]

This French thriller isn’t the basic revenge slasher it has you out to believe in the first half! Ultimately it becomes one of the most deranged and twisted movies ever made, ending in questions of human mortality that it will disturb you in ways no stalk n’ slash movie ever could!

SCARIEST MOMENT: Even just seeing the trailer again after seeing the movie is making me feel uneasy! This film is chocked full of shocking moments, designed to have you curled into a ball quivering.

2. The Hidden Face [2011] Andrés Baiz [IMDB rating 7.3]

Another Spanish thriller, this time with an unexpected twist that holds the audience effectively somewhere between reality and the supernatural.

SCARIEST MOMENT: The moment we as an audience are given the pieces to the puzzle and realise what has happened to poor adorable Belén is very unsettling, and heartbreaking!

1. The Orphanage [2007] A Bayona [IMDB rating 7.5]

A tall looming dark haunted Orphanage makes for a creepy backdrop to some strong female lead acting and things that go bump in the night. There are all the right ingredients for this surprisingly realistic Spanish ghost story that combines real life emotion and pain with atmospheric haunting thrills.

SCARIEST MOMENT: A little game of One. Two.Three. Knock on the Wall with some ghostly children? Terrifying.

Top 5 Superhero Films
By Evie Scott @thesnowbones

You don’t need to be bitten by a radioactive spider to be a superhero anymore! DC and Marvel have proven that anyone can defy the laws of human potential nowadays, whether born with superhuman abilities or being able to develop them over time. Superheroes simply dominate the movie industry right now, and DC and Marvel are churning out movies at an alarmingly awesome (and pretty spectacular) pace. Comic book lovers have a massive choice when it comes to seeing their favourite superheroes on the big screen. Spiderman has had more reboots than the England football team as changed managers, and Avengers is still on everyone’s lips as their ultimate favourite, but who does Elite think are the crème-de-le-crème of mankind’s saviours? Here is our countdown!

1. Batman: The Dark Knight

Christopher Nolan (director) was under immense pressure after the spectacular Batman movies of the late 80s, and early 90s, but that pressure was nothing in comparison to the expectation on Heath Ledger. To say he excelled as the Joker would be an understatement. His darker, more unhinged and totally psychopathic representation of the Joker was absolutely outstanding, and Christian Bale’s Batman had a very worthy opponent. This film, for me, defines the superhero genre, and forces the audience to ask whether mankind even deserves a higher, saving power. It asks interesting ethical questions, as well as sating our desire for high-speed car chases, awesome fight scenes and, you guessed it, excellent gadgets. The Batmobile in this movie made me go very gooey, and I’m not even a car person.

2. Avengers

Oh yes. This film was awesome in every way. Marvel took a blend of our all-time favourite superheroes – Thor, Captain America, the Hulk, Ironman, and the Black Widow and Hawkeye (Ok, the Black Widow and Hawkeye were relatively unheard of until this movie, and their powers weren’t really ‘powers’ at all, but they were cool) – and made a high-octane movie that was ridiculously easy to watch. Loki excelled at super villain status, but my favourite moment was seeing the Hulk smash him from one side of a skyscraper to another. The Hulk stood out for me in this movie, and I shall long await another standalone Hulk movie that isn’t horrifically rubbish. Sorry, Eric Bana.

3. Guardians of the Galaxy

This movie blew my mind. I remember watching the trailer and wondering how the hell this film was going to work, but it did. It really did. Chris Pratt (Peter Quill) had us laughing a lot, whilst also delivering some incredibly emotional scenes. His sidekicks, Groot, the inarticulate but freakishly strong tree, and Rocket, the hot-headed and gun-happy racoon, had me transfixed. The gun-fights and shoot-outs were excellent, and the film was both hilarious and exciting. Its release has marked the beginning of a new breed of superhero movie too, and I cannot wait for the second instalment.

4, Captain America: The First Avenger

Captain America was made cool in this movie. Steve Rodgers was often the victim of much superhero ridicule, mainly because of his slightly cartoony outfit that never really evolved into the sleek style of 21st century superhero. Marvel took this and used it to their advantage. The movie is set in 1942, and America has entered the World War II. Steve Rodgers is frustrated at being constantly rejected for military service due to his unsoldierly appearance, and so volunteers for an experiment which both enhances his size, strength and fighting skills. He is the ultimate ‘normal-boy-turned-hero.’ He goes head-to-head with the Nazi’s secret HYDRA research facility, and ultimately wins. Unfortunately, he doesn’t quite get the girl, but Captain America is an incredibly likeable superhero, with good values and a very, very cool shield. The fight scenes are excellent, and it’s no wonder he becomes the Captain of the Avengers too. This movie should never be overlooked.

5, X-Men: Days of Future Past

I grew up on the X-Men cartoons of the early 90s, and they were the best thing since sliced bread. The original movies were awesome too, but had reached a rather final end. Where could we go next with them? Well, into the past. Obviously. I was stupidly excited about this reboot, and I wasn’t disappointed. James McAvoy’s portrayal of a young, incredibly handsome and slightly cheeky Charles Xavier was brilliant, and Michael Fassbender’s Magneto was almost likeable. Almost. He captured the goodie-turned-baddie in perfect, tortured superhero style. For me, it was always about Wolverine though, and his 20-second cameo in this movie was one of the best bits, and that’s saying something, because the entire film is incredible.

The great thing about superhero movies is that this Top-5 can change in a year. 2016 looks set to release some excellent ones – Captain America: Civil War, Avengers: Infinity War, Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice, X-Men: Apocalypse, Suicide Squad, Gambit, Doctor Strange and many more. It’s going to be a good year for superhero movies, and a lucrative one for DC and Marvel too (again!) I’m not complaining though. I just can’t wait to see them all.

Tattoo Super Models Review
By Dannika Daisy @dannikadj

Tattoo super models; super tattooed models…

I see these phrases in both those orders. The tattoos are super, the models are super and moreover the images of the tattooed models are even more, well; super! Christian Saint (again I could have a play on words here); has created a beautiful gallery of tattooed models. However the collection is described to look at models who have tattoos, I actually see the model for who she is, regardless of the fact she has tattoos. As a tattooed model myself I practise posing in ways to reflect my persona as well as the fact I have tattoos to photograph. These fabulous ladies completely ace that. To use the term “I was inspired” is wrong here for the term “I was and will keep being inspired…” by these photographs is relevant. The females featured are firstly introduced with one word that stains my mind, “perfect”. What a positive way to refer to tattooed models, it’s taken years for the taboo tattoo world to be accepted. Is this a step forward for the alternative industry? These beautiful, toned, delicate ladies (not to mention perfect) embracing who they are with and by tattoos just breaks that stereotype. I just want to focus on that view of these images showcasing perfection as it makes me happy. It makes me happy because these images are not what the beauty and commercial industry class as perfect. If you look at the photographs, you can still see creases, freckles, realness in them. Unlike an overly photoshopped image. These girls are perfect without being overly photoshopped. The rawness just gives me tattooed butterflies with a whole lot of shading. What an empowering collection of beautiful tattooed models. Well done to the Saint himself, Christian Saint. He really has captured the beauty of tattoos and females.

TATTOO SUPER MODELS
( inked & sexy )
by Christian Saint
Publisher: GOLIATH

US$ 34.95 – £ 22.99 – Euro 24,90

www.goliathbooks.com

The gorgeous Fran Andrews (@fran_andrews) appeared in Issue 73 go check out the full set shot by Creative Instincts (@CInstinctsPhoto) in the full issue here as well as the rest of the features.

The Hidden Face [2013] Andrés Baiz
The Little Blog of Horror By Lisha Blackhurst  (www.lishablackhurst.net)

This inspiring Spanish/Colombian thriller falls into place neatly aligned with the other greats of the genre, and is easily comparable to Julia’s Eyes, The Orphanage and The Devil’s Backbone. With its mysterious narrative and luxurious cinematography, it is an excellent example of how Spanish cinema is really standing at the top of the game in the current market.

My advice for first viewing this film is to go into it blindly. I carry this theory with me throughout ALL my experience with thriller/horror films; if you can avoid watching the trailer, always do. Of course, we need a basic synopsis to gather whether we will take enjoyment from a movie, but trailers are far too often miniature versions of the films themselves, and reveal too much; and usually the best parts. Where you can, allow the film to do what it was intended to do most of all and build on atmosphere and tension to ultimately SCARE you. The Hidden Face is, like too many are, heavily let down by its marketing. As a film that relies profoundly upon ignorance to the plot twists in order to fully captivate its audience, the trailer’s clumsy edit destroys both the mystery and tension the film so expertly otherwise exploits.

The unravelling of this narrative is conveyed using the structure of a film in two halves. This dramatic irony, also effectively displayed in The Orphanage, is a popular narrative form within the genre. By using this method, the film then can rewrite what you thought you knew to be true about its story, and uses the second half of the story to flip the first over in and reveal it within a new satirical light. However, using a structure like this is often difficult and does have its flaws; during the first half of the film you are left unsure of the characters and their motives, as actions are left unexplained and open ended, leaving you struggling to connect fully with any of them for the opening thirty minutes. It is the character Belen’s introduction into the film that we see a turning point of both the plot and the empathy of the characters for the viewer. Played by Clara Lago, Belen is delightful and bright eyed, and impossible not to adore, meaning she both connects with her audience and then tugs agonisingly at the heart strings later in the story.

The movie is wonderful in that it is extremely subtle, only hinting at the supernatural without exposing the realistic events immediately, keeping you guessing on a broader scale throughout. The rational plot-line is extremely refreshing and this film doesn’t disappoint with a poor second half, much like that of many recent Western horror films released over the past few years. There are no cheap jump-scares here, just pure atmospheric thrills and a brilliantly innovative plot. A must see!

The Best Underrated Horror Movies List!
The Little Blog of Horror By Lisha Blackhurst  (www.lishablackhurst.net)

This week, I wanted to create a list that gives certain films the chance to be commended for their downright unappreciated brilliance. Sadly, these films have managed to slip under the radar and either been forgotten or dismissed, and none are considered classics of the genre, yet, they are forever in my favourites, and I tend to watch them all once a year or so. If any of these are ones you’ve heard of and just never gotten round to watching, less of the excuses and ge­­­t cracking!

10. House on Haunted Hill [1999] William Malone [IMDB rating 5.6]

This neat little 90’s flick offers some great acting from mostly unknown actors, and a quirky original take on the old classic story. This was the THING back in the 90’s; with Marilyn Manson on the soundtrack, it appealed to all us goth-horror fans who were taking our first steps into discovering the genre. Anything with a mental institution as an aesthetic setting is a win for me; the gory opening to the film as well as all the little snippets of asylum-life throughout the movie are remarkably chilling!

9. Severance [2006] Christopher Smith [IMDB rating 6.6]

This hilarious British black comedy is the perfect blend of horror and clever wit. With a superb cast embarking upon a much dreaded team-building weekend that is quickly turned into a battle for their lives against terrorism. The film plays upon the horror conventions and adds a quirky innovative twist with its dark comedy.

8. The Mist [2007] Frank Darabont [IMDB rating 7.2]

As an avid Stephen King fan, I enjoy most of his work coming to life on the big screen. I had a very difficult decision to make of which King film would make the cut to be added to this list and this just narrowly beat Thinner [1996] to the post. Every review you see will always state, “the ending, THE ENDING” and they are correct; the ending is brilliant.

7. The Changeling [1980] Peter Medak [IMDB rating 7.3]

You will NEVER EVER in your lifetime see a movie like this made ever again. A classic ghost story, The Changeling [no, not the one with Angelina Jolie, sigh] uses no tricks or cheap jump scares to create tension, and will haunt you for weeks after. Preferably, watch alone on a dark stormy night and go right back to basic terror as it was intended. It will make you long for a more simple time in cinema.

6. Gothika [2003] Mathieu Kassovitz [IMDB rating 5.8]

This movie has an all-star cast and that Behind Blue Eyes – Limp Bizkit cover song we all loved when we were kids. Any thriller fronted by Halle Berry is refreshing to watch, and this movie shows how outstanding horror really can be when fronted by extremely talented actors. The film suffers for its many supernatural elements, but the basic reign of drama that is threaded throughout keeps it grounded in realism.

5. Dead Snow [2009] Tommy Wirkola [IMDB rating 6.4]

It may come as a surprise, but I am not in any way a fan of the zombie genre. I enjoy the older classics of the genre as a reference to communism and society but further from analysing as an historical commentary, it just doesn’t appeal to me as entertainment. However, it turns out it is actually pretty easy to change my mind; merely swop your average flesh-eating zombies for terrifying Nazi zombies and I’m sold! This is a wonderful Norwegian flick that doesn’t take itself seriously, and I found the zombies, in particular the Nazi leader, rather creepy!

4. The Last Exorcism [2010] Daniel Stamm [IMDB rating 5.6]

The problem with any mainstream horror that hits the big screen is it is often built to appeal to the masses, and sadly this audience aren’t solid horror movie fans. This said, The Last Exorcism has unique elements that make it stand out from your typical possession movie, one being, this priest doesn’t believe in God. This mockumentary follows an atheist priest embark upon what is his last exorcism. Combining an over-used subject matter with a shred of realism means this movie hits a lot harder than its similar counterparts. Don’t dismiss it as a modern horror movie cliché, give it a chance to shine.

3. Slither [2006] James Gunn [IMDB rating 6.5]

It is no secret that Nathan Fillion is one of my favourite actors, stemming from Two Guys and a Girl right up to Castle, so seeing him cast in a scary movie was this horror fans dream come true. This is a smart little sci-fi movie with a vein of delicious dark comedy throughout, and also stars Elizabeth Banks who is a regular face in the genre during this time-period. The only thing I would change? More Fillion. Always more. Preferably in every scene if possible.

2. Hostel Part II [2007] Eli Roth [IMDB rating 5.4]

Do not be fooled by the fact this is a sequel; this movie stands alone and isn’t affected by the sequel curse. Developing on what we discovered in Hostel [2005] about the secret murderous money-fueled organisation, this movie not only twists the conventions and embarks upon a new female-orientated approach, but also offers a deep insight into the mind of the killers who pay for that one chance to feel powerful and godlike. This movie offers multiple layers to its narrative and is far more intelligent than its predecessor.

1. Dead End [2003] Jean-Baptiste Andrea, Fabrice Canepa [IMDB rating 6.7]

This finely crafted little number is by far one of the best horror movies I’ve ever seen, yet when I mention it, no one ever seems to have heard of it. Ray Wise is always welcome in any horror film, and he particularly stands out in this simple yet effective movie that’s plot centres around a dysfunctional family travelling across country over the Christmas period. Deeply suspenseful, it is a long long road filled with dark hilarity and eerie moments.

Skarlett Riot have unveiled a video for brand new single ‘Voices’ taken from their upcoming EP  ‘Sentience’. The EP will be available to pre-order from Friday 8th April via the band’s Big Cartel and is due for official release on 2nd May.

Wanna hear more about it? Read our interview with the band in Issue 75!

10 Cloverfield Lane [2016] Dan Trachtenberg
The Little Blog of Horror By Lisha Blackhurst  (www.lishablackhurst.net)

If there’s one thing Abrams knows how to do, it’s marketing. Keeping the plot of Cloverfield [2008] [the enigmatic so-described “blood relative” of 10 Cloverfield Lane] top secret is what ultimately made the first movie so effective. I was one of the audience who, upon attending the cinema, wasn’t even aware of the genre of the film I was about to observe, so I witnessed first-hand how mystery can heighten the impact of a viewing, and I take this method with me for ALL horror films where I can. After including Cloverfield in my Top 10 Horror Films of all time [http://www.eliteonlinemag.com/2016/03/16/the-little-blog-of-horror-top-10-horror-films-of-all-time/] I’ve spent a lot of time ruthlessly defending my choice – it seems the world is on the fence here between admiration and anger, and everyone has a heated opinion of the franchise. Regardless of whether the prelude was appealing to you, 10 Cloverfield Lane offers up everything the original failed to do; further development and in-depth narrative. What is most important is that it is fantastic as a second film or as a standalone project. Whereas a sequel usually offers far less in the way of a narrative, this little gem turns the conventional onto its “decapitated statue of liberty” head, showing that monsters don’t have to be big to be terrifying.

The 12A rating is surprising, but don’t let it put you off; this is no Harry Potter movie. I would expect that as devoted horror fans you are all remarkably accustomed to dealing with predictable “jump-scares” [yawn] after indulging in thousands of horror movies, and this number refreshingly managed to sneak up on me – twice! Rather than aggressively storming the audience with scares, this delicately spoon feeds tension and apprehension until it erupts in often impulsive moments.

Sadly, I must end this review on a somewhat negative note – very much like the film did. Determined to avoid including any spoilers, I won’t go into great detail here, but the story that had been so expertly woven in the first hour of the film becomes wildly disjointed and disengaging. And this isn’t just a moment of madness; this is an extreme bout of absolute insanity. Whilst the film is beautifully crafted with all the right ingredients and is superbly cast, with the versatile Goodman as its obvious star, something is missing here in the final sequence. The film truly deserved something special, perhaps a mind-blowing ending similar to that of The Mist [2007]. There are many plot-holes here with the mystery never ultimately solved or indeed barely even started, and what is left in the closing scene is a mere CGI clogged set-up for the next sequel. Frustratingly so, the film that spent so much time creating an intense narrative to devoid itself of the mindless monster-movie title deserves more than what is offered in its closing sequence. I am left hoping there is no explosive money-fuelled blockbuster-type sequel to ruin the credibility this thriller had begun to create.

With an absolute tonne of festivals taking place this summer, we’ve compiled together our best bunch of useful tips & hints!

1. Brightly coloured packet ponchos are useless. You will still get wet. And you will look like a used condom.
2. Bring wellies. Don’t be that guy who rocks up wearing vans. It will rain, you will end up with mud up to your knees and you’ve just ruined a perfectly decent pair of shoes. Well done. Also, don’t wear flip flops or go bare foot. It’s weird.
3. Don’t camp at the bottom of a hill. Your tent will flood and nobody will feel sorry for you because you chose to camp there, Idiot.
4. By all means, take a phone, but take a cheap one. A Nokia 3310 will hold enough charge to come with you to every festival running from May – September, and it keeps the annoyance of watching a band through someone else’s phone screen at bay.
5. Don’t go mud surfing/swimming/rolling/whatever. Just don’t. You might get your photo thrown around social media for a few days, but is spending your weekend crusty and finding mud in crevices you didn’t know existed for weeks really worth it? Really?
6. Spending the day in your pyjamas or onesie is all well and good, but you’re fully aware neither is warm and/or waterproof, right?
7. Fancy dress IS funny. Until you remember you’re going to be hassled for photos by a vast number of people and will never live them down. Be cautious, nobody likes a costume where at least one ball and both nipples pop out at every moment.
8. Suncream is a must. Looking like a lobster might be funny for a little while, but laying on a camping mat with sunburn isn’t funny. Neither is sunstroke.
9. A two man tent isn’t even suitable for one man(or woman) and a four man tent definitely doesn’t fit four people. It’s all lies.
10. Personal space doesn’t exist. Get over it.
11. Ladies, if you can’t wait in a long queue for the toilet and squatting is your only option, please find a slightly more discreet place then in front of said queue of hundreds of people. Nobody needs to see your foof.
12. Carry a torch or some form of object with a bright light. Tents have ropes and you will fall over them.
13. Don’t expect to leave a festival and not have made a £100+ dent in your bank account. Water alone will cost you in the region of £2, awkward yet essential daylight robbery.
14. Dry shampoo is an absolute necessity. Your hair will be a dull tinge of grey by the end of the weekend, but at least it wont be stuck to your face with grease.
15. Blowing up condoms as balloons has never, and will never be funny.
16. Nobody wants to poo in a portaloo. Imodium will be your best friend, but not too much. Also not to be confused with Senokot or Dulcolax, nobody needs the runs. Also, avoid curry like the plague. We all know what curry does.
17. Brushing your teeth is still something you have to do. Please.
18. Having sex at a festival is the worst idea you will ever have. You will cripple your back, your mates will do everything in their ability to ruin it, everyone will hear you and you’ll probably catch something.

Image: Derek Bremner – Download 2015

Welcome to Issue 75! It embraces the debut of the AMAZING Erica Fett… there is nothing this woman can’t do and boy are we lucky to have her!

You will also see some amazing babes making their Elite Debut such as Daniella Lucas, El Elena, Velvette Devine, Tylah Mant and Karen Materia.

We also have the return of beauties such as Amber Von Tassel, Anna Quinn, Eden, Heather Dvine, Jasmine Jones and Sam Pixie.

Lauren Brock returns with her girl Sammie Howe for a double feature wearing Cathouse Clothing… oh, you’re welcome!

We have many awesome brands on show this issue including, Malice Lingerie, Slackjaw Apparel, Anything Goes Apparel, Alpha Bhoys, Weight of the World, Lovechild Boudoir, Creep Street and Bad Bish Rags.

Last but certainly not least! Music returns to Elite, featuring Crossfaith, Babymetal, The Used, Hatebreed, All Hail The Yeti and more!

That’s all for now folks! Stay classy.

This feature does what it says on the tin. The music that made our alternative generation who we are today is embarrassingly hilarious yet fantastic to listen back to. Get ready to know every single word to all of these tracks and accidentally find yourself spending your evening listening to all the bands you loved all those years back.

(In No Particular Order)

1. Die Romantic – Aiden

Will evidently was taking makeup lessons from The Joker for this video. I also have no idea why we all loved it so much, but i can guarantee it’ll be stuck in your head now.

2. Lostprophets – Rooftops

Lets face it, We all loved Lostprophets when we were 14! Little did we know Ian appeared to love us too. But for purposes of this feature, lets show the remaining members some respect and forget the recent allegations/happenings. Rooftops by Lostprophets was THE song that had everyone literally screaming their heart out.

3. Cute Is What We Aim For – Curse Of Curves

If this video does anything, it shows you quite how much fringe and hairspray 2009 consisted of.

4. AFI – Miss Murder

Ladies, hands up if your Myspace name was “Miss Murder” at some point in your teenage “scene” minge fringe years. Guilty.

5. Hollywood Undead – Turn Off The Lights

So we’ve all heard the controversy around song lyrics sung by certain artists being inappropriate for kids nowadays. Let’s just take a moment to re-consider that we ACTUALLY listened to songs like this back in the day. It’s a pretty crude and offensive track really, and not even remotely subtle but lets admit it, it was fucking hilarious at the time yet utterly horrendous.

6. The Rasmus – In The Shadows

Potentially the only track by The Rasmus that anyone ever knew, but the best. This song is now TEN years old, and i still haven’t figured out why he has feathers in his hair. I don’t remember this being a “thing”. Anyone…?

7. Hadouken! – Liquid Lives

Lets be honest, everyone raved on about this song like it was dedicated to their life. When in the real world, none of us could legally drink, or smoke, or fuck or fight.

8. Blink 182 – What’s My Age Again

It’s not a throwback until Blink 182’s “Whats My Age Again” crops up. So I don’t think this one needs any words, just listen and reminisce!

9. System Of A Down – Chop Suey!

How many of us tried to sing along to this, and failed miserably cause none of us actually know the worst and just make it up? Yep.

10. A Day To remember – Since U Been Gone (Cover)

A Day To Remember made this song acceptable, and did it bloody brilliantly. Hiding behind our massive fringes and BR00T4L Myspace names, it would have been illegal to admit we actually all loved a Kelly Clarkson track, obviously.

There are SO many more songs I wanted to include in this, but to avoid breaking the internet with so many videos on this post heres some more we all know and love (don’t even deny it) so sweep your fringe over to the opposite side, clip in your coontail extentions, paint your skinny jeans on, Youtube or Spotify that shit and re-live your younger days!

Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies

My Chemical Romance – Helena

Fall Out Boy – Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

Sum 41 – In Too Deep

Stone Sour – Through Glass

Gym Class Heroes – Cupid’s Chokehold (Ft Patrick Stump)

Paramore – CrushCrushCrush

Hellogoodbye – Here In Your Arms

Plain White T’s – Hey There Delilah

3OH!3 – Starstrukk (Ft Katy Perry)

Bullet For My Valentine – Tears Don’t Fall

3 Doors Down – Here Without You

Coheed & Cambria – Welcome Home

The Secret Handshake – Summer of ’98

Papa Roach – Scars

Kinky Lingerie Girls Review
By Dannika Daisy @dannikadj

“Some say erotism is the art of packaging.” Referring to the ‘unwrapping’
(otherwise known as undressing) as ‘particularly exciting’. Straight away my
mind wonders to all kinds of ‘wrappers’ for the body; latex, stockings,
nipple pasties… You get the drift. So immediately I want to read on and
more importantly; look on.

In the advertising world, brands use their wrappers to give off the best
appearance. They spread brand awareness through the power of advertisements.
Is that what these kinky lingerie girls are doing? Using their wrapping and
unwrapping for that matter, to sell their brand; themselves?
I read on to find the words: ‘intense, classy’ and ‘sexy’. Holly Randall is
the incredible photographer capturing these beautiful girls and their
‘kinkiness’. Holly definitely has the above words oozing from her work.
Just like an advert, where attention to detail is key; the introduction
states Holly is recognised for her astuteness and high quality work.
Her work has been featured heavily throughout the adult magazine industry.
Some covers include Penthouse, Bizarre and Hustler.
So even about the talented Holly, let’s get to the saucy bit!

To me, I view the artistic side that goes into these photographs, how to
cross that line in the right way. Yes, these ladies have their private areas
on show, but it’s so much more then that. They’re glamorous, stunning and
interesting.
As for the wrapping; props, leather, footwear etc… Amazing. Literally out
of this world. The garments worn emphasise the female figure and features.
However I’m quickly drawn to the females’ eyes. How? When she has her body
on show and I’m more drawn to the intense look in her eye, this just shows
how well these pictures are taken and the preparation behind it.
The photographs tell a story, they pull you in, they seduce you. A
successful advert indeed.
There’s something for everyone in here too, there’s the dominating woman and
the woman who likes to be dominated. What more could you want, right?
In conclusion, after looking at the collection of the erotic images by Holly
Randall, I see exactly why the word ‘wrappers’ was used… These images
showcase beautiful women (of all types) unwrapping to reveal the tasteful
sweetness that is; the woman’s body. What a great way to celebrate women (a
celebration that men enjoy too).

KINKY LINGERIE GIRLS
by Holly Randall
Publisher: GOLIATH

US$ 37.95 – £ 23.99 – Euro 27,90

www.goliathbooks.com

Everyone loves a good cover, and “Punk Goes…” are have been churning out some of the best of the bunch over the years. So we thought we’d compile a short list of our favourites for you!

*In no particular order

Upon A Burning Body (feat. Ice-T) – Turn Down For What – Punk Goes Pop Volume 6

Hands Like Houses – Torn – Punk Goes 90’s Volume 2

Crown The Empire – Payphone – Punk Goes Pop Volume 5

Oceans Ate Alaska – Drunk In Love – Punk Goes Pop Volume 6

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! – All Star – Punk Goes 90’s Volume 2

Go Radio – Rolling In The Deep – Punk Goes Pop Volume 4

Craig Owens – Paradise – Punk Goes Pop Volume 5

Mayday Parade – Somebody That I Used To Know – Punk Goes Pop Volume 5

Real Friends – I Had A Heart – Punk Goes Christmas

A Static Lullaby – Toxic – Punk Goes Pop Volume 2

Welcome to Issue 76! We would like to introduce you to the amazing Jordan Ebbitt. It is her debut here at Elite and she knocks it out of the park collaborating with such brands as A E Intimates and Pixel Panties.

You will also see some amazing babes making their Elite Debut such as Mia, Fia, Core, Cherry Lowe, Stevie Dagg, Tesla Blossom, Sammi Ronan and Georgia Annable.

We also have the return of beauties such as Nancy No and Lisha Blackhurst.

Rebecca Lotus returns with her girl Lucy Chambers for a double feature which is amazing, you need to see!

We have many awesome brands on show this issue including, Creep Street, Camilly Clothing, Deliverance Clothing, Belial Clothing SteezyT Clothing, Deth Kult, Death to Diamonds, Lovechild Boudoir, A E Intimates and Pixel Panties.

Here at Elite we have a great appreciation for music. This is issue includes Groezrock Festival, Hollywood Undead, Funeral For A Friend, Four Year Strong, Despised Icon, Handmade Festival and more…

That’s all for now folks! Stay classy.

London rockers PH-ARM have unveiled their brand new video for ‘Faster’. The track is the first single to be taken from their upcoming debut album ‘152’ due for release later this year.

“‘Faster’ is the first single to be taken from our forthcoming debut album ‘152’ which we finished recording at Metropolis Studios (Muse, Amy Winehouse, Led Zeppelin) towards the end of last year. We are immensely proud of it and look forward to what people think,” states vocalist Renz Byrne.

Check it out below!

Last week I got the chance to catch up with Keith Wright, director of British zombie movie Harold’s Going Stiff, to talk about upcoming projects, horror movies and zombiefication!

Hi Keith, welcome to Elite! What have you been up to recently?

I’ve been writing and developing a lot of scripts recently and trying to get films off the ground, one of which I hope will happen pretty soon. And the good news is they’re all horror movies. The one I’m hoping to get going first is called Chuffing Hell, a Yorkshire set comedy/horror. People can get updates over at www.chuffinghell.com.

– Harold’s Going Stiff was a unique take on the zombie genre – what inspired you to take such a distinctive approach?

There were already plenty of gory-gut-munching-zombie-films out there fighting for attention, so I wanted to try something different in order to stand out from the crowd. The idea of someone becoming slowly zombified meant we could play it as a more personal drama interjected with some quirky Yorkshire humour. We were never sure if it would work, but fans and critics seemed to like the direction we took.

– What are some of your favourite zombie movies?

I really like the early George Romero ones such as Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead, they were benchmark movies that managed to do more than just horrify, they had something to say about the human condition. And for the sheer fun of it, I’m also a big fan of Re-Animator.

– Harold’s Going Stiff is extremely heart-warming; what movies have managed to bring a tear to your eye?

The Elephant Man always gets me. Especially the ‘cup of tea scene’ when Merrick is introduced to Treves’ wife. I find it tough to get through that film without welling up.

– What are some of your favourite British horror films and what do you think the UK can bring to the genre that the US often doesn’t?

The Wicker Man (1973) is an all time favourite of mine, I love the odd tone and the way it builds to that shock ending, it’s still as effective today. More recent favourites are The Descent and Kill List. I think British culture and our climate is the one thing that makes our films stand out, and we really don’t have any problem poking fun at ourselves which is refreshing – Shaun of the Dead being an excellent example.

– Finally, is there anything you would like to share with Elite readers?

Enjoy more horror movies…